I'm a professional amateur
- Name: Filipus
- Job: Software specialist
- Age: Many Years
- Residence: Canada
- Province: Québec
Been dabbling in the software industry since, uhm let's see... the last century? My main occupation is attempting to stay as current as I can, fending off hordes of young, talented and motivated whiz kids who are way too eager to take my place.
I'm bound to lose that battle at some point, but dammit, I'll go down fighting.
My Interests
3D Printing
Programming
Fine dining
Music
The Struts
The Foo Fighters
Rush
My Skills
HTML/CSS
Cooking
Guitar
Drinking & Eating
JavaScript
Delphi
Singing
My Life
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I was born
Potty trained Age 9What can I say, I was a late bloomer
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Went through puberty
First steady girlfriend Age 16 First broken heart Age 16.5Yeah, well...
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Reached Adulthood
First job in software industry Age 19Started by simply translating software applications from English to French, seemed easy enough. But then I had to learn to code because the damn French sentences would never fit in the space allotted to the English originals. And the rest, as they say, is history.
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Co-founded own company
First contract Age 29 Last contract Age 32 First bankruptcy Age 32.5Some people are just not meant to be successful entrepreneurs, no matter how utterly brilliant they think they are. I am one of those people.
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Got a Family
First kid Age 30 Last full night of sleep Age 30Having a wife and kids is hard work: kids need to be trained on absolutely everything, including fetching me a beer from the fridge, whereas my wife was able to master that skill with barely any training on my part. Perhaps having a single kid and many spouses is easier. Dunno. I'm just throwing' it out there.
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Growing old and dying
Date of death UnknownI may have died already, but no one told me.
Contact Me
I can't provide a web form for you to fill out in order to contact me because this provider won't allow me to access their SMTP server unless I have a paid hosted plan, which, to put it bluntly, I'm too cheap to purchase.
Therefore, if you really really really still want to contact me, use the Wordpress site listed to the right of this paragraph.
Note that even though you are contacting me - and honestly, I question your motivation for doing so - I will feel no obligation whatsoever to reply.
Nor will I feel any guilt if I don't.